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jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

I would read this

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-littleb:

opaque-obscurity:

sizvideos:

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My heart…

:’( llore poquito

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skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s breeder just posted photos of the Christmas litter and I want to snuggle these little guys so much, what handsome little fluffy muffins!

WANT.

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s breeder just posted photos of the Christmas litter and I want to snuggle these little guys so much, what handsome little fluffy muffins!

WANT.

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twerks4loanpayments:

ALL THESE GHOSTS!

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theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

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  • *Me as a parent*
  • Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
  • Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
  • Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
  • Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
  • Me: And?
  • Lucy: Fuck You!
  • Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.
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ly0nheart1:

"Are you wearing-"
"The Chanel boots?….yea"

ly0nheart1:

"Are you wearing-"

"The Chanel boots?….yea"

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heytinafey:

BEY’S VOCAL ACROBATICS ARE ALL THAT I LIVE FOR  

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

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